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Rejected

I just checked my “professional” e-mail account and found a rejection e-mail. At first, I was like: “Dude, seriously? Like I didn’t notice you went with another candidate.” Then I thought about it....

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We don’t have this in Chicago

Written whilst on the plane It’s been over a year since I’ve needed to do any travel by plane. You’d think that with the past few years of flying experience that I’d remember a thing or two. And yet, I...

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The girl of my dreams

I met the girl of my dreams on a bus. We were at a stop…somewhere…and we were headed…somewhere else. I was looking out the window and she took the empty seat next to me. I am not really one to greet...

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Because Mark told me to

I’m sitting at the Starbucks at the corner of Wells and Madison. It’s my first time here. Usually, I go to the one on Washington, but it’s rather cramped there and I’m not entirely comfortable with...

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When did I fall in love with food?

Food and I have always had a decent relationship. It’s not like the frenemies thing I have going on with water; I rather like food. But I’ve never been a “foodie” or I was never one to overeat (I don’t...

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This is what I get for updating

I have no idea how I broke my blog, but I did. It is officially mad at me. I guess this is where the old adage “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” comes in to play. Boo update. Boo.

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Don’t even think about it

Oh don’t think I don’t know you’re there Mr. Update, I totally see you. I’m just going to ignore you until I know for sure you’re not going to break my blog again. /glare And in other news: My blog is...

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Drive angry

I think within the last few months, other drivers have started to make me incredibly angry when I’m on the road with them. Why is it so difficult to use a turn signal? Seriously! Tonight, I saw two...

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The Adventures of Madame Vastra and Jenny

About two months ago, Toni lamented the lack of Doctor Who; it wasn’t long after that I discovered I could access the series through BBC America. I offered to watch it with her if she so desired. I’d...

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